Fuck Yeah Teletubbies!
The teletubbies are advocates for either gay rights or fashion shows about angels.

The teletubbies are advocates for either gay rights or fashion shows about angels.

Tinky Winky sure as hell didn’t vote for Ahmedinejad.

Tinky Winky sure as hell didn’t vote for Ahmedinejad.

WHY IS THIS BASTARD CHILD SO HAPPY??? MAYBE ITS BECAUSE HE JUST MADE OUT WITH 300 WOMEN THANKS TO THIS DIPSY OUTFIT HE MAGICALLY ACQUIRED.

WHY IS THIS BASTARD CHILD SO HAPPY??? MAYBE ITS BECAUSE HE JUST MADE OUT WITH 300 WOMEN THANKS TO THIS DIPSY OUTFIT HE MAGICALLY ACQUIRED.

PO DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SWINE FLU

PO DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SWINE FLU

Tinky Winky, Dipsy and La La are getting to higher ground so they can scope out all the fine babes at Grand Central Station. My guess is they will take all of them and not one stupid ass boyfriend will say a damn word about it because he doesn’t want to get raped and publicly humiliated.

Tinky Winky, Dipsy and La La are getting to higher ground so they can scope out all the fine babes at Grand Central Station. My guess is they will take all of them and not one stupid ass boyfriend will say a damn word about it because he doesn’t want to get raped and publicly humiliated.

WTF IS THIS SHIT HERE? IS THIS A TELETUBBIES DANCE PARTY?? YOU BET YOUR BALLS IT IS.

WTF IS THIS SHIT HERE? IS THIS A TELETUBBIES DANCE PARTY?? YOU BET YOUR BALLS IT IS.

This little harlot got caught staring at Dipsy’s dipstick. Can’t blame her.

This little harlot got caught staring at Dipsy’s dipstick. Can’t blame her.

Britney only went back to that douchebag Kevin Federline because Tinky Winky wouldn’t return her phone calls.

Britney only went back to that douchebag Kevin Federline because Tinky Winky wouldn’t return her phone calls.

Teletubbies love to slap five. Too bad they can only high five each other because no feeble human can withstand the crushing impact that accompanies it.

Teletubbies love to slap five. Too bad they can only high five each other because no feeble human can withstand the crushing impact that accompanies it.

In 1968 a passerby snapped a photo of the Teletubbies crossing a busy street. After developing the photo the passerby was so moved he sent it to all of his friends, including Paul McCartney, who was moved as well. The Beatles then reenacted this photo for one of their greatest albums, “Abbey Road”.

In 1968 a passerby snapped a photo of the Teletubbies crossing a busy street. After developing the photo the passerby was so moved he sent it to all of his friends, including Paul McCartney, who was moved as well. The Beatles then reenacted this photo for one of their greatest albums, “Abbey Road”.

The teletubbies can drink you under the table without even burping. Don’t ever challenge a teletubby to a drinking match because you will just embarrass yourself and probably become the laughing stock of the entire world. However, this doesn’t apply to La La (on the left) because he’s a lightweight and had a kidney removed.

The teletubbies can drink you under the table without even burping. Don’t ever challenge a teletubby to a drinking match because you will just embarrass yourself and probably become the laughing stock of the entire world. However, this doesn’t apply to La La (on the left) because he’s a lightweight and had a kidney removed.

The teletubbies decided to fly to Japan for a night and play every KISS song ever made. At the sold out show they played “Love Gun” as the opening song. Over thirty women became pregnant.

The teletubbies decided to fly to Japan for a night and play every KISS song ever made. At the sold out show they played “Love Gun” as the opening song. Over thirty women became pregnant.

Four asian women at the concert gave birth immediately.

Four asian women at the concert gave birth immediately.

How the fuck did these razor scooters get so damn popular in the first place? It happened because Po was sick of stepping in shit when he was walking, so he made the coolest scooter in the world out of thin air. He then sold the patent for a billion dollars.

How the fuck did these razor scooters get so damn popular in the first place? It happened because Po was sick of stepping in shit when he was walking, so he made the coolest scooter in the world out of thin air. He then sold the patent for a billion dollars.

These hot bitches are all over Tinky Winky because he is the shit and they totally know it.

These hot bitches are all over Tinky Winky because he is the shit and they totally know it.